1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.7 Q& u4 g& z- s* M
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。$ L% M7 ?* p7 l4 P+ E- o# ^9 `' w
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2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.- q2 d# T! R- |1 [! p* m
每个人都应该热爱动物--因为它们很好吃。( `$ ]/ l- F6 \2 ]! v1 b
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3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.4 U4 n! j9 u q3 N G- F
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。. G! K1 j s' q$ U3 L# d3 x
) e5 A" y5 }( [# U0 k5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ o, f. V! } x+ [& a; p! @) @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 快乐不是永久的嘛。
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6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
+ [8 J. o: ~" N/ h! V4 u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
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9 j; C' r3 X5 j- W9 s, ]* g' u7 o6 x7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.: O5 r5 ?) q/ U8 u+ P4 [. Y1 y
成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(关系)。
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8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.! b% G* z0 P+ V/ v' V. E. w6 m
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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) u0 ]6 n1 L7 Y) q9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 `: R! B5 b% p4 D
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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( B3 g6 `' ?5 B0 v3 L! \4 M10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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& B$ y4 [& U; q# H11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep., p9 V8 Y- @1 G
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会儿吧。
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o5 r" u3 {3 w5 P12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ ?9 Y- I U7 [应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。# H$ X2 N$ r) d$ P
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13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
. g. I8 E6 @6 {2 Q“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
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14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
6 e; r3 m' E& \$ V- ]“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。; R8 L* X( S( \) A5 Z, ~
4 j" o; M& C# o& U# C15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.* a" O3 F X( `1 l
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。: T0 H& D" J* L# u; \; G& _7 Y
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16.When two’s company, three’s the result!1 n$ Q/ {- G$ G! A
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 _ W% Z9 y }/ K
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17.A dress is like a barbed fence. 5 v8 R) g \! ^0 O1 ?
It protects the premises without restricting the view.) D7 n! v& x# e- t7 l7 p9 f
服饰就象铁丝网,她阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。$ y! {- Z7 G1 F% v# f8 ]/ a4 k/ M
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18.The more you learn, the more you know. 3 B+ ^9 Y; b! U0 s2 h
The more you know, the more you forget.4 p6 |8 \) P0 L# s& t
The more you forget, the less you know. 8 t- @* K: q" t, ^5 p
So why bother to learn?
) B" Q; F2 M/ r! E学得越多,知道得越多,知道得越多,0 P% {! A X$ |$ a5 |
忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,
5 q% h$ e: ^. G* {; N6 V% R: U那为什么学来着?( R/ B, \& G# H& O5 u
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