1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
; z( p# g' l/ N% e; z5 v钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.% M# o/ s4 k8 v2 ^0 \& X( m) v
每个人都应该热爱动物--因为它们很好吃。
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2 O5 u. x8 g- T: r3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.9 B6 j: n% _7 O, N# d- m
要节约用水, 所以要和女友一起洗澡。
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4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.# d' ~* T- r+ b* }+ w7 h
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
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0 e# v! g/ {: V; `- V5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.6 o& D1 J$ Z3 z, b2 W) P- M
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 快乐不是永久的嘛。
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6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.+ _; Z; r( R! R4 d5 ~3 p0 j# E5 G
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。/ M( F* A6 I, A: c3 b2 r) a. h. `
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7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 a& J. ~2 K1 X3 I) R+ g成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(关系)。
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; f( m9 e3 ]; N0 `0 U3 s7 q( e/ U8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
0 B9 q$ U2 T, V! L1 [不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。- {" ~/ H& }& ?$ u% b4 {! N6 k
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9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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5 W( D* N. w6 [+ _ m11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
3 W, }6 J( d6 N w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会儿吧。. x) \& |+ G; q- O* U
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12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning./ j+ R; d& i* s& j$ r' X+ @: V7 t1 y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
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T$ Z1 W: C( H1 |13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
. `' }% P0 n9 X, w8 n“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
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14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
/ R& A; n# G5 y! k X* A“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。' M& H, y1 l7 d0 m( C. N( H
+ V0 }7 b j3 h+ A+ V1 B15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends. G5 m$ z& m( b2 U( n
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。% l9 ^7 B0 ]2 P2 U
: x9 m1 W3 b! {) g16.When two’s company, three’s the result!7 D8 m, T9 D4 c/ }5 H) s
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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: l5 }3 \. Z7 _" |17.A dress is like a barbed fence. 0 N8 h. }8 o" B3 u! e9 {! v( d2 O
It protects the premises without restricting the view.7 p+ s& R( q3 a
服饰就象铁丝网,她阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
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18.The more you learn, the more you know. - v% I \6 u+ Q l: V
The more you know, the more you forget.
! y n" A8 r8 pThe more you forget, the less you know. ' y7 ~4 V6 }. h: B) ^
So why bother to learn?
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忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,
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