1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.* A9 L" y5 Z( I6 Z4 R/ m
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ m( K4 ^3 v- @
( P. n6 @* c0 F/ n6 T7 A2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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5 v( K7 g5 g8 d% q9 s2 E3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
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; U0 |/ K6 c! i; s' U2 J2 i( P/ Q5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.2 Z E: U* F9 n# y, ?' y. ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。( x: w3 n6 I, p# s m
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7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* d) @' I! m0 Z9 s0 w成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(关系)。
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( N% V& X5 e |1 t* P8 a8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 ~- D: v: G3 ]$ e s9 ~- c不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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! v& q- T# m! i3 N; N' n7 ^0 f9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" `- h( |" K; y! j3 U6 m, _爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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# }% r/ Y- _5 a1 Z10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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$ O( ~ E t& P7 M/ A( _13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? p; [9 D3 |# K* l
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
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14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
( O. Y5 H* M1 ?! }) q! V“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。$ A" g# ~; _2 D5 m2 j+ `
% S: \) n4 l, R' l7 [1 `8 f15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends., F) v! B& i/ c
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
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16.When two’s company, three’s the result!
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17.A dress is like a barbed fence. * m8 x) g+ r& R8 d8 m
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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18.The more you learn, the more you know.
6 ]0 _4 y. Z! b3 K6 |The more you know, the more you forget.
5 M4 Y2 g0 E1 jThe more you forget, the less you know.
2 }* Z# I2 t4 ~" Z, Z5 g2 T" aSo why bother to learn?/ Z- {/ z% _! }; b3 ?0 e; o
学得越多,知道得越多,知道得越多,3 Y; E6 g) P7 K( j+ F" e8 x% p1 @
忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,! Z: r* Q, ]7 ]4 u6 l
那为什么学来着?
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