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1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
5 r! O; h# D7 P' o# x+ E1 t6 F% B钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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3 K. f+ e* H- ^8 o; J2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.8 y) w0 D Q/ @" f) [+ T' d
每个人都应该热爱动物--因为它们很好吃。
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# h* ^2 Y9 Y: ]. I3 z% K3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.- s- K& [+ G+ l5 k' Z* Z2 S( c
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
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0 U( _3 X( k7 ?& q1 G5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
* t2 X) G; @. a! R x1 U( M/ V3 J再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 快乐不是永久的嘛。
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! u6 g0 H/ k1 f4 ]' a6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
9 ]3 X; M y Y7 |9 u$ f: G聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。$ Q' g, J+ g6 T
: Y5 I, H% w, m. q. R7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.- u `2 _7 \5 Q% i# x8 j
成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(关系)。" [. q+ }8 M5 d# y3 d( E+ r0 x4 [6 M
& J. H2 \8 i, I/ v- I. `4 \8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 m. H/ Q( \/ m" i" A不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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6 L8 q$ v" `- | K$ [" h5 g. Z9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., G5 }+ J4 Z* K/ b0 Q8 v- q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.2 t/ O+ _: N, ]1 c3 }
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会儿吧。2 T( T, y; \! e Q/ a2 `
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12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.0 N4 \$ s4 N/ d1 ^1 s+ v3 _
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8 B" U; t- k2 F) P+ U7 N13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
) J' Z4 f4 b$ R8 r# J. e3 p“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
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14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!1 E4 W; O) Y5 {
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
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15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.& d- e# {' y7 C0 o2 v$ y
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。9 D) S3 \# Q, u+ `9 q
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16.When two’s company, three’s the result!
9 |* ?0 q4 ?2 M% u- s* `两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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/ k' K( S: @6 D17.A dress is like a barbed fence. 7 [; w3 ~1 Y, u5 E
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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# G3 O1 r. w$ G. M5 @0 f18.The more you learn, the more you know.
* o2 z9 a) s. zThe more you know, the more you forget.8 H c- w4 l D9 b' N
The more you forget, the less you know. & B3 Z4 z! s/ d8 u$ f
So why bother to learn?
+ \3 f/ @1 O# i" h9 K学得越多,知道得越多,知道得越多,
+ _0 i9 H! W4 a$ w I( n: d忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,% c! U( `! Z' u
那为什么学来着?
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