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1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
, x& I3 A; @3 s要节约用水, 所以要和女友一起洗澡。
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$ v6 o$ J7 i) l4 C8 h4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
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5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.% k% i: K* p' _8 f4 Y, p+ R
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 快乐不是永久的嘛。
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) [& W* W t9 v- a6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.7 P6 b2 l. u$ `: k# `. k
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
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7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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* ~# }) ~) r Z. B2 }: {9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.( I a# d" u/ B
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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; w% s1 W, V" Q10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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' `, |* L) p+ L1 u0 \" w12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
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14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!4 a8 Q7 i0 w9 I7 u
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。3 L$ o9 ~5 i" A
, G# x2 F. r [0 ?15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends. v6 ~: W3 `- b1 Q. K
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。9 n4 V( f( I0 t4 a) R }
7 H/ ]( f) L! f# B* w) T# a; t* ?16.When two’s company, three’s the result!0 u3 e0 ^" M5 E: C" a. u* U4 l
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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/ H1 c8 N. E* n5 D2 A* W+ N18.The more you learn, the more you know.
3 O( q3 Y& K) RThe more you know, the more you forget.3 s, ]9 r; u1 v
The more you forget, the less you know. : z1 L* U+ l6 A2 H
So why bother to learn?5 T) _9 I7 { }
学得越多,知道得越多,知道得越多,
h( X. E" m; Q% ]' n忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,
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