搞笑英译汉 ^@^

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1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see      你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。  
5．you me you me  彼此彼此
6．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
7．WATCH SISTER 表妹
8．dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’ son can make hole!      龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
9．American Chinese not enough  美中不足 10．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
11．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?      
　　小明：I am sorry five!
12.  you have two down son 你有两下子